Zombie Apocalypse: Prune Dead Weight — Lift Deliverability and Revenue
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Tuesday, September 23, 2025 • List hygiene • Re-engagement • CTR protection
Case Brief
Same creator. Same niche. Same month. Before pruning: 12,000 subs at 8% open, 0.3% click, about $400 in revenue while paying $180 to the ESP. After pruning to 2,000 engaged: 47% open, 12% click, about $2,800 revenue on $40 cost. Unit economics flipped when the zombies were removed.
Source: Big List Energy, Chapter 2 composite example.
Symptoms We’re Seeing
Open rates look “fine” yet replies fall
Clicks spike at send time from bot scanners
ESP costs rise while revenue stalls
Spam complaints nudge reputation down
Know Your Zombies

Vitals — Next 30 Days
Suppress 60–90 day inactives • Ask-email Reply Rate 5–15% • Primary CTA above the fold • Reduce above-the-fold links to ≤ 5
Observed Outcome
“Revive plus selective pruning raised CTR on new cohorts by double digits and cut time-to-click by over 20% without hurting long-form engagement.”— Field data from operator accounts
14-Day Treatment Plan
Revive — Segment — Prune — Reset cadence — Measure
- Baseline: Compute Alive % and Reply Rate. Split Engaged vs 60–90 day Inactive.
- Hygiene: Confirm SPF, DKIM, DMARC. Use List-Unsubscribe. Keep one primary CTA.
- Revive #1: One specific question to Inactives. Reply target 5–15%.
- Revive #2: Value + binary choice. Click = tag interest. Silent = suppress.
- Prune: Remove Phantoms. Archive Slow Zombies to a low-freq segment.
- Reset: Re-onboard Engaged with a 2-email expectations mini-sequence.
- Offer: Ship a capacity-capped offer to the Active segment. Track Take Rate.
- Measure: Recheck Alive %, Reply Rate, Rev/100 Active. Calendar a quarterly prune.